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2008 · 1h 49min
Fick den Touri
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
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