Cupid Wears a Balaclava.

Josh is a simple lad and the weekend usually brings just one need, the need for cider and lasagna but this weekend love is a surprising addition to the menu. An armed robbery kicks off at the local Budgens and Josh is taken hostage along with a female shopper, but the hopeless romantic in Josh combined with his dormant sex life allows him to see this as simply an opportunity to be the hero.