The Doctor.

Today on The Doctor, everyone's favorite Timelord makes a daring rescue attempt as Lisa is captured by the dreaded zombie space girls. When our hero takes some fire, he has to regenerate into a new body and desperately needs an adrenalin rush to save it! The Doctor can feel the process working, so he fucks the busty babe. The Timelord faces off against inter-dimensional slut Gaija Thorax, who's been terrorizing some poor peaceful English villagers. The superstitious country folk think they're being haunted, but fortunately, the good Doctor is there to set them all straight.