IMDb
6.9 /10
47 votes


2007 · 1h 15min
When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to the slaughterhouse - at least for a few days. Of course, it couldn’t imagine the menagerie of madmen it would run into. Down the hall is a pair of drug addled dimwits who are desperate for something to eat. The cow becomes their main focus. Meanwhile, two different spree killers are wrecking havoc. One murders at the command of some erroneous bath linen. The other listens to a voice inside his shoe, the instructions resulting in even more dead bodies. All the while, our contented animal tries to accommodate everyone’s needs, which typically revolve around a room service meal of meat and potatoes.
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IMDb
6.9 /10
47 votes
Rotten Tomatoes
The tomato isn't ripe
Metacritic took the day off
TMDB
0.0 /10
0 votes
Letterboxd
7.1 /10
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Weighted average
4.8/10