IMDb
5.3 /10
2k votes


Action · Comedy · Romance · 1993 · 1h 28min
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
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IMDb
5.3 /10
2k votes
Rotten Tomatoes
45 /100
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Metacritic took the day off
TMDB
5.2 /10
35 votes
Letterboxd
5.8 /10
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Weighted average
5.2/10