Felon Breeding 101.

We typically get your run-of-the-mill dumb asses on probation: 18, 19, and 20 year old guys who aren't old enough to go out yet so they do something stupid and get into some minor trouble. Every once in a while, however, we get a guy on parole or with a hardened criminal past. These ass-wipes are that type. All of them pulled some really bad shit back in the day, and now they jump around different halfway houses in between girlfriends. Needless to say, we are always surprised about their lack of respect for the house rules, given their extensive history of institutionalization. We always know that they don't have any money or anywhere to go, so with that in mind, we always make sure they learn how we do things around here - and fast.